Score: 1

"Revision"

submission: Ode to ye B

date: August 16, 2009

(note: This review has been modified slightly from the original version, as the original review was taken down.)

This flash is awful. Six spinning strawberry clocks? Really? There seems to be a general lack of effort put into this flash. And the quote is far too short. It was funny, but lasted 8 freaking seconds. Really? There should have been more quotes at least.

And the flash doesn't answer the burning questions I have. What is a B? How is it related to strawberry clock? Who is gay? What is the importance of his/her homosexuality? Is B gay? What the hell is going on? Your comments sure didn't help clear up the ambiguity. Is strawberry's clock's wish for B to be gay on Clock Day?

To improve on your next flash, you should prolong the length of the content. Having an eternally looping animation is alright, as long it interests me for more than half a second. Also, answer some of the questions the title of the flash raises.

However, this flash shows you have potential to be great. I look forward to a sequel, or some more of your work.

Score: 9

"This game needs more spoofs"

submission: Spoof of the Colossus

date: July 15, 2009

Other than Shadow of the Awesome, this is the only spoof I have ever seen for this game, and yeah, this one was way better.
The animation is probably one of the more unique aspects of this flash, and it was awesome. And you got Wander's personality perfect if he talked more. I felt really bad about killing most of the Colossi (except the dicks), but Wander doesn't fucking care. Selfish bastard. I love the Colossi voices, especially Number 13, which also happens to be my favorite fight in the game, too. The whole flash was hilarious as hell. You should do another game that people never do (Okami comes to mind). I would totally watch it.

Score: 10

"Perfect tribute"

submission: Skeleton Jack

date: May 17, 2009

To those who don't know, this is a Samurai Jack tribute. Everything about it, the animation, the action shots, the story, and even the goofy ending is so Samurai Jack. Even the guardian looks like Aku! Though that's not to say the author is entirely unoriginal. Quite a lot of this has his own personal touches to it. The final style ends up being too cool. The MGS music just puts the finishing awesome on the animation.

Score: 9

"Mindblowing"

submission: A paedophile story

date: March 23, 2009

The animation was astounding! Seriously, this is some Adam Philips level content here. The content was extremely disturing as it was meant to be and told really well with ingenious transitions. One suggestion. You'll probably be putting more stuff on besides this, so I suggest changing the title if at all possible. The current title is wildly misleading.

Score: 9

"Amusing"

submission: Innania: Chi

date: January 6, 2009

Since this doesn't seem to have garnered any reviews in a while, I'll leave my completely inane thoughts here. OK, so it's not awesomely animated, but it's enough for the short. I didn't mind really, because the humor is there and original (I think) and reminds of the stuff that first drew me to NG in the first place. I have no idea whether this will be taken as a compliment or not but it reminded me of Legendary Frog's stuff. Anyway, funny and short. Good stuff.

Score: 10

"Perfection"

submission: With My Mind's Madness

date: October 8, 2008

Really, the best music video I've ever seen. And I've seen that "Vicinity of Obscenity" one with Resident Evil 4. But I Die Grass. The totally different art style from the other madness tributes worked excellently with the content, which was also drastically different. Add to that a song that matches perfectly with both a kick-ass but underrated game and the video itself, and you get this. Well done. Jesus is proud of you.

Score: 10

"Utterly Brilliant"

submission: There She Is!! step4

date: September 12, 2008

After reading about 30 reviews, they seem a wee bit samey. "Wow, this was so cool. Can't wait for episode 5." Well, my review is going to be no different. I knew this episode was going to be the most thought provoking and depressing of the lot with the music choice. It's not chipper. And the art direction was excellent. Jaggy lines, gray in unexpected places (seriously awesome touch there). Overall, this is the best <There She Is!!> experience ever. I can't wait for episode 5.

And I gotta say, thank you for making one of the very few series on Newgrounds that isn't all about action or comedy.

Score: 5

"Not what it used to be"

submission: HotFish-SameButDifferent

date: September 12, 2008

I watched about 2 years ago. Today, I decided to rewatch it. I don't quite like the changes you made. So I'm giving a 5/10. And yes, I know why he did it. I'm just being bitterly unhelpful.

Though on a side note, if I'd reviewed this 2 years ago, I believe I might've given it a 9/10. I can't really remember.

Score: 10

"NG Classic"

submission: TANKMEN

date: August 13, 2008

This is not just excellence, it's become a classic on Newgrounds. This is the original TANKMEN. Though you can't make a classic just by using characters based on a logo, but this flash avoids the trap of making a crappy half-assed flash by actually being funny. The voice acting was brilliant. The lines wouldn't be as awesome as they are if anyone else spoke them (unless they were Steve Carell, he could make it work). The ending, priceless. This will be remembered alongside Alien Hominid and Pico as NG's original classics.

Score: 7

"Hahaha why am I laughing?"

submission: DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

date: August 3, 2008

I liked this. Why the hell I liked, I'll never know. Never. It insults DBZ which I like and it's stupid, which I don't like. Yet I found it strangely funny as a parody, though I wanted to strangle myself for doing so. Whatever. For those who don't get it or why Mr. Fulp does, don't try. It won't work. Have a nice day.