Score: 1

"Revision"

submission: Ode to ye B

date: August 16, 2009

(note: This review has been modified slightly from the original version, as the original review was taken down.)

This flash is awful. Six spinning strawberry clocks? Really? There seems to be a general lack of effort put into this flash. And the quote is far too short. It was funny, but lasted 8 freaking seconds. Really? There should have been more quotes at least.

And the flash doesn't answer the burning questions I have. What is a B? How is it related to strawberry clock? Who is gay? What is the importance of his/her homosexuality? Is B gay? What the hell is going on? Your comments sure didn't help clear up the ambiguity. Is strawberry's clock's wish for B to be gay on Clock Day?

To improve on your next flash, you should prolong the length of the content. Having an eternally looping animation is alright, as long it interests me for more than half a second. Also, answer some of the questions the title of the flash raises.

However, this flash shows you have potential to be great. I look forward to a sequel, or some more of your work.

Score: 9

"This game needs more spoofs"

submission: Spoof of the Colossus

date: July 15, 2009

Other than Shadow of the Awesome, this is the only spoof I have ever seen for this game, and yeah, this one was way better.
The animation is probably one of the more unique aspects of this flash, and it was awesome. And you got Wander's personality perfect if he talked more. I felt really bad about killing most of the Colossi (except the dicks), but Wander doesn't fucking care. Selfish bastard. I love the Colossi voices, especially Number 13, which also happens to be my favorite fight in the game, too. The whole flash was hilarious as hell. You should do another game that people never do (Okami comes to mind). I would totally watch it.

Score: 10

"Perfect tribute"

submission: Skeleton Jack

date: May 17, 2009

To those who don't know, this is a Samurai Jack tribute. Everything about it, the animation, the action shots, the story, and even the goofy ending is so Samurai Jack. Even the guardian looks like Aku! Though that's not to say the author is entirely unoriginal. Quite a lot of this has his own personal touches to it. The final style ends up being too cool. The MGS music just puts the finishing awesome on the animation.

Score: 10

"Simply stunning"

submission: The Opera of the Frogs

date: October 24, 2009

This song is hands down, the most unique song in the Audio Portal. It's not necessarily the best song, but it possesses an extraordinary quality of mysticism and eerieness that would fit perfectly in a Tim Burton film and that can be said of no other song here. As of today, this is the only song I've downloaded and added to my iTunes.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Submission #1

date: October 9, 2008

You are the best classical artist on NG. This song is an awesome introduction to your music style. It has a sort of more epic tang than the rest your works, which is great. Yeah, keep going. You rock.

Score: 1

"Yes! Metal Gear Solid! Oh wait..."

submission: metal gear solid theme

date: September 29, 2008

OK, so you decided to play it on your guitar. That's cool. Not as awesome as some electronic remix or the fully orchestrated version, but cool. But God man, practice a bit more. I could probably do better with just one hour of practice and I don't even play guitar. Bad sound quality too, ya know, that *screech* sound. And seriously, a wrong note? This is a disgrace to MGS.